We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. [bad word] no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen [bad word] .
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah [bad word]  I'm talkin'  bout [bad word]  Falco and [bad word] 
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies
Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please?
Three o' clock on the dot time to [bad word] for eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later [bad word] of [bad word] so What's Happening?
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Play spin the bottle with my mom
I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin'
Don't need a shower today just some [bad word] by Faberge
Smell the [bad word] of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 
Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is [bad word] 
Aw [bad word]  [bad word] Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you [bad word]  I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man [bad word] are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy [bad word] 

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti o