Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou 
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou 
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo [bad word] to 
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa [bad word] 
Akane no iinazuke!

Ranma "Omee kawaiku nee n' da yo" 
Akane "Joudan ja nee wa yo. 
Anna hentai, o-kotowari yo" 
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi no yara 
"Ranma, korosu" Shanpuu

Ranma "Temee, nani [bad word] #33;" 
Kunou "Hito yonde, Furinkan Koukou no aoi kazuchi" 
"O---ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-" Kodachi

Muusu "Ora no waza wo, tejina yobayari [bad word] ki ka" 
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa [bad word] yoo ja no" 
Happousai "Ha-ha-haa- Akane-Chan no panti-! 
"Buii-, buki-!" Ryouga

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou 
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou 
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo [bad word] to 
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa [bad word] 
Akane no iinazuke!

O-kyaku-san, koko yo. Densetsu no Jusenkyou. 
O-kyaku-san, monosuki ne. 
Taihen kiki na no de, mou dare demo tsukate 'nai no yo, kono Jusenkyou.

A-, o-kyaku-san nani wo [bad word] ne! 
Izumi ni ochitara taihen yo. 
Aiyaa-, Nyannichuan ni ochite shimata!

Nyannichuan wa sengohyaku-nen mae wakai musume ga oboreta 
Higeki-teki densetsu ga [bad word] no da yo! 
Irai soko de oboreta mono, mina... 
Wakai ko no sugata ni nate shimau majinai-teki izumi 
Hora miro, ko ni nate shimata.

Ranma "Inochi wa sutete mo 
Otoko wo [bad word] ki wa nakatta wai!" 
Ryouga "Furinkan Koukou wa doko da?" 
Kasumi "Saotome-Ojisama, asagohan desu yoo" 
"............" Genma

Shanpuu "Ranma, sekinin [bad word] yoroshi" 
Obaba "Tate ni hyaku-nen ilitoran wa, ha-ha-" 
Nabiki "Fooroo ni natte nai wa yo, oneechan" 
"Yoshi yoshi, yoshi" Akane

Kunou "Kisamam Akane-Kun ni [bad word] narenareshii" 
Sanzen'in "Tsure ga, [bad word] [bad word] ne" 
Azusa [bad word] wa Azusa-Chan no mono desu wa" 
"Buii-, buki-!" P-Chan

Da kedo Akane Warau to kawaii yo

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou 
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou 
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo [bad word] to 
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa [bad word] 
Akane no iinazuke! "Katte ni [bad word] na yo!" 
Akane no iinazuke! "Meiwaku da wa!" 
Akane no iinazuke!