i put the SLY, the sly in house of slytherin. the HOT, the hot in house of slytherin. the SIN, the sin in houseof slytherin.i am the [bad word]  the [bad word] in house of slytherin.

we always cheat at quidditch cuz we like to play dirty, knock you off your broom so we can win by 30. we always say what's on our minds, concisely never wordy. we're the coolest kids at school you ravenclaws are nerdy.

professor snape's our head of house so we excell at potions. we don't have to work hard we just go through the mtions. [bad word] very smooth because i use special ltions. we shop at nocturn alley for all our magic notions.

yeah, you know we do. slytherins for life, yo.

i put the SLY, the sly in house of slytherin. the HOT, the hot in house of slytherin. the SIN, the sin in houseof slytherin.i am the [bad word]  the [bad word] in house of slytherin.

there's an orgy in [bad word] room, every friday night. when a gryffindor steps up to us we always start a fight. we're not always well behaved we don't always do what's right. we're really good kissers but i must warn we bite.

we take co-ed baths in the prefects bathroom. lucius malfoy makes sure draco has the fastest broom. our dorms are in the dungeons because we like to live in gloom. trelawney can predict harry [bad word] doom.

i put the SLY, the sly in house of slytherin. the HOT, the hot in house of slytherin. the SIN, the sin in houseof slytherin.i am the [bad word]  the [bad word] in house of slytherin.

our uniforms are grey and green because we're from old money. only wealthy pure-blood boys are allowed to call me honey. the basilisk was not a myth unlike the easter bunny. when it petrified hermione we found it rather funny.

salazar's our founding father with a master plan. to keep out all the mudbloods by putting up a ban. the best headmaster in history was phineus nigellus. his portrait hangs on the wall to make dumbledore jealous.

i put the SLY, the sly in house of slytherin. the HOT, the hot in house of slytherin. the SIN, the sin in houseof slytherin.i am the [bad word]  the [bad word] in house of slytherin.

spell it out. to the to the O to the USE. to the O to the to the SLY. to the T to the to the ERIN. what's that spell? house of slytherin.

i put the SLY, the sly in house of slytherin. the HOT, the hot in house of slytherin. the SIN, the sin in houseof slytherin.i am the [bad word]  the [bad word] in house of slytherin.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7, all good witches go to heaven. if that's the case then i guess i'm going to [bad word]  you know what to that i say? i say, oh well.