(one-two-three-four... woo hoo hoo hoo... woo hoo hoo hoo...)
She called me late last night,
To say she loves me so,
It didn't matter anymore,
I say she never cared and that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

If I get [bad word] well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so,
But I guess you changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be all right,
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try...

If I get [bad word] well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say,
I think I'll have myself a beer.

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is [bad word] 
Said she'd do it all again, she'd
Promise not to tell!

And if I get [bad word] well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more (she said!)
It's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.
I think I'll have myself a...

Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Yeah yeah yeah!
Woo hoo hoo hoo,
Woo hoo hoo hoo.