I love coffee, I love tea
 I love the java jive and it loves me
 Coffee and tea and the java and me
 cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (boy!)

 I love java, sweet and hot
 Whoops mr. moto, Im a coffee pot
 Shoot the pot and Ill pour me a shot
 cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

 Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
 And Ill cut [bad word] just snug in a jug
 sliced up onion and a raw one
 Draw one -
 Waiter, waiter, percolator

 I love coffee, I love tea
 I love the java jive and it loves me
 Coffee and tea and the java and me
 cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

 Boston bean (soy beans)
 Green bean (cabbage and greens)
 Im not keen about a bean
 Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)

 I love java sweet and hot
 Whoops mr. moto Im a coffee pot (yeah)
 Shoot me the pot and Ill pour me a shot
 cup, a cup, a cup (yeah)

 Slip me a slug of the wonderful mug
 an Ill cut [bad word] just as snug in a jug
 Drop a nickel in the pot joe
 Takin it slow
 Waiter, waiter, percolator

 I love coffee, I love tea
 I love the java jive and it loves me
 Coffee and tea and the java and me
 cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy!