[Ice T] 
Yeah last year a lot of [bad word] ask me 
Why did you no ??? some [bad word] 
But this year I went to Miami and got my [bad word] 
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house 

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the [bad word] [bad word] 
[Ice T] 
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems 
Always [bad word] has his girl problem Marq 
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em 
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it... 

[Ice-T] 
I got a [bad word] from the east 
Got a [bad word] from the west 
Got a [bad word] that likes to jack it off  [bad word] it in her chest 
I got a [bad word] from the north 
[bad word] from the south 
[bad word] that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth 
I got a [bad word] with hair 
[bad word] with none 
[bad word] with a knife 
[bad word] with a gun 
[bad word] with an [bad word] bigger than the T.V. set 
And there is a [bad word] over there 
Hey the one I am gonna get 
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though 
No sweat to event 
I sell my sister though, word. 
I sell the whole [bad word] herd 
I [bad word] em all and leave em on the culrve 
I got a [bad word] with a mic 
Who like perfector link 
Who likes to [bad word] me with her [bad word] up on the kitchen sink 
Got a [bad word] with [bad word] 
[bad word] with [bad word] 
[bad word] with none 
But hey I give her the best 

But I love em all I love em crazily 
And they love me back thats why they stay with me 
So if you have a girl problem 
I'll be there for you son 
Got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain't one 
Hit it 

No a [bad word] ain't one 

[Ice-T] 
I got a [bad word] thats old 
[bad word] who is new 
[bad word] who likes velvet in the colors blue 
I got a [bad word] who is fat 
[bad word] who is built 
[bad word] that all her [bad word] give up her milk 
I got a [bad word] who is funny 
[bad word] who ain't 
[bad word] who can sing 
[bad word] who can't 
[bad word] who love [bad word] on the airplane 
I even got a [bad word] off soul train (not for sure) 
I got a [bad word] who is over ragged up pins 
Long ends 
I got a [bad word] who is broke as a bomb 
But she is the most fun 
I got a [bad word] who play piano 
[bad word] who don't 
[bad word] who dances naked 
[bad word] who won't 
[bad word] who's short 
[bad word] who's tall 
[bad word] who burns my pager with priority calls 

And I love em all I love em crazily 
And they love me back thats why they stay with me 
So if you have a girl problem 
I'll be there for you son 
Got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain't one 
Hit me 

[Ice-T] 
Yo Marquis you from Miami man, 
Why won't you show those [bad word] all the over the world 
That 2 Live style of how a [bad word] is threated  [bad word] a [bad word] like you 

[Brother Marquis] 
I got 99 problems a [bad word] ain't one 
I am going not to threat any whores 
Cause I don't need none of em 
Push them to temptation 
Ditch to persuasion 
All the whores suck [bad word]  [bad word] how you play em 
Thats why I don't sleep with em 
I just freak on em 
Gig the [bad word] in their mouth 
Take it out 
And I sky on them 
That [bad word] that white nighter 
The [bad word] exciter 
I only love my whores when I go up inside em 
Problem number one is gettin money 
I rather take the green than sit the honey 
So don't expect none 
Cause I ain't offering 
And I go hunting my [bad word] cause I ain't softening 
Cause I never never softening 
Pulling demands on em  [bad word] em and scream on them 
The wham bamb thank you mam 
The game is ran on em 
So [bad word] how you feel 
You are [bad word] cheap thrill 
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill 
Getting [bad word] is just another expense 
Your [bad word] pays the bills 
The [bad word] pays the rent 
I only need a hope from one thing and thats [bad word] 
I've got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain't one 

[Ice-T] 
Ha! 
You Marquis my [bad word] you got problems man ? 
[bad word] ain't one