Koube chuuou motomachi. Ekimae 
Kyou kara doki doki NII HAO HANYUU kouza 
Otona, chuukousei, obachan ni "...Konnichiwa" 
"Dame dame koko de wa anata mo 'NI HAO!'"

Maji de... TEKISUTO san PEEJI hayaku mo 
Koko wa tonikaku shuuchishin ni katsu zo 
Ichimansanzen-en no gessha wa yasukunai 
HAO HAO DA JIA gokigen ikaga

"Okaa-san o-uma-san" MAA MAA 
"Koko wa doko kimi wa dare" NI SHI SHEI AA 
Daisuki na WAN RIIHON ni daisuki datte iu tame

HAI HAI CHAINA chocho yumegokochi 
Yi [bad word] fan kurabu 
Dandan kimi to onaji kotoba ga [bad word] ne 
Wo ai ni [bad word] kana

Soko de shiriatta joshikousei Mika-chan 
Iwaku, taiwan de Jay Chou no KONSAATO 
Sore wa ikanakya dame da tokoro de 
Mika-chan shiretto [bad word] kedo kaigai da yo?

Maji de... ENJIN kakatten'na Mika-chan 
Koko wa tonikaku binjou [bad word] [bad word] ka 
Rokuman suusen no ryohi mo yasukunai 
Sore de wa ZAI JIAN BAITO sagasanakya

"Sumimasen, ojou-san" XIAO JIE 
"Kore hitotsu ikura deshou" DUO SHAO QIAN 
Tengoku no RESURII CHAN ni oyasuminasai tte iu tame

HAI HAI CHAINA chocho yumegokochi 
Yi [bad word] fan kurabu 
Dandan kimi no tsutaetai kimochi ga wakatteku

Akogarete muchuu ni natte 
Ikkagetsu nikagetsu hantoshi sugita 
RIA tomo wa sukoshi hetta kedo 
Sore mo shikatanai ya

HAI HAI CHAINA chocho yumegokochi 
Yi er fan kurabu 
Dandan kimi to onaji kotoba ga [bad word] ne

HAI HAI CHAINA chocho yumegokochi 
Yi [bad word] fan kurabu 
Dandan kimi no tsutaetai kimochi ga wakatteku

Wo ai ni iwasete yo

Wo ai ni [bad word] kana