When I met you first you were walking [bad word] doors from a platform queue and I knew
Alluring lips and hazel [bad word] soon to a cinema near you
But I kept you close and loved you still while every kid in
England knew of you
With witches hair, electrified, I want you like the sky tonight I do

You are my magical [bad word] 
Oh, this is what I’ve been waiting for
Tell me this is what I’ve been waiting for
I love a fallen angel so save me Thor
Baby this is what I have waited for

I fantasized, I wouldn’t lose the image of your ballet shoes and
this song is for you, of Holmes’ assistant fame - clever wordplay
(my middle name is John)

Like Austen’s book, 1815, Yeah I’m Knightley, you’re
Woodhouse, see my love?
Don’t tell me I’m bewitched I’ll dream - I’ve seen the trailer baby
I’m in love

You came from heaven above

Oh, this is what I’ve been waiting for
Tell me this is what I’ve been waiting for
I love a fallen goddess so save me Thor
Baby this is what I have waited for

Your beauty glorifies all that is good,
You are a goddess here for me
I’m your teen vogue, your Despereaux,
You are the graceful, blissful, mighty sea
Crash over me