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La la la lera, la la la la. 
Here at your service to do or die am I!
I have a finger in every pie have I! 
Ah, what a life I lead, 
oh, so fulfilling,
to be a barber and I’m the best! 
Ah, bravo Figaro, bravo, bravissimo, bravo! 
La la la la la la la la la la. 
Fortune has singled me out for success. 
Not a dull moment, life is all action, 
job satisfaction’s what I enjoy. 
Lots of adventure, money and laughter, 
all I’ve been after since I was a boy.  [bad word] and brilliantine, 
scissors and shaving cream,
these are the precious tools of my trade. 
Part of my service, for all enquirers, 
helping the ladies and their admirers. 
Ev’ryone’s after me, after my services,
widows and virgins, dandies and urchins: 
give me a kiss-curl, help me find this girl… 
Short back and sides please… 
Find me a bride please… 
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro. 
It’s all too much, I’m busy, queue up. 
Too many! 
Do me a favour, please, wait your turn. 
Figaro. What now? Eh! But how?  [bad word]  Figaro, go, Figaro yes, Figaro no. 
You need a gigolo: [bad word] in old Figaro,
you want a barber, I am your man.
Ah, bravo Figaro, bravo, bravissimo. 
You have a problem, I have the answer, 
you cannot solve it, Figaro can. 
I solve your problems, I am your man