[Terrance:] Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] You're a [bad word] sucking [bad word] licking uncle [bad word] You're an uncle [bad word]  yes its [bad word] Nobody [bad word] uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] You're the one that [bad word] your uncle, uncle [bad word] You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just [bad word] your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Uncle! [bad word]  uncle [bad word] uncle [bad word]  Uncle! [bad word] 
[T & P:] Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] [Terrance:] uncle [bad word] 
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting [bad word] uncle [bad word] [Phillip:] You're an uncle [bad word] I must say
[Terrance:] Well you [bad word] your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle [bad word] .. thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-[bad word] you Uncle [bad word] !!

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!