Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
 Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
 AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
 JT: Didn't get a gift for her.
 AS: Other plans got in the way.
 She’ll be so disappointed.
 JT: [bad word] I forgot it too.
 AS: This could have been avoided.
 Both: What the [bad word] are we gonna do?

 JT: My mom’s been so alone
 Ever since my daddy left.
 AS: COLD
 JT: No one to hold her tight
 Life has put her to the test.
 AS: I know just what you mean,
 My mom’s been so sad and gray
 JT: Word
 AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

 Both: Hold up.
 AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
 JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

 Both: Slow up
 AS: What time is it dawg?
 JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
 Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
 I say we break ‘em off
 Show ‘em how much they really mean

 [bad word] 
 ‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
 You’re a Mother Lover
 We should [bad word] each others mothers
 JT: [bad word] each others moms
 I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
 ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy
 [bad word] each others moms

 ‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
 If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
 I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
 To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

 AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
 Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
 JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
 AS: They will be so surprised
 JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
 AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
 JT: I’m gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle
 Both: Shout up
 JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
 Both: Straight up
 AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggy style
 Both: This the perfect plan
 For a perfect Mother’s Day
 They have to rename this one
 All up under the covers day

 [bad word] 

 It would be my honor to be your new step-father
 JT: It would be my