Well, There is no such thing as you,
 It doesn't matter what you do,
 The more you try to qualify,
 The more it all will pass you by.

 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is.

 Well, The more you try to shave the cat,
 The more the thing will bite and scratch,
 It's best, I think, to leave it's fur,
 And to listen to it's silky pur.

 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is.

 Well, There is no such thing as you,
 It doesn't matter what you do,
 The more you try to qualify,
 The more it all will pass you by.

 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
 Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is...