I’ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle [bad word] 
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
 [bad word] together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious.
They’re always eating burgers. They’re always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. ‘Cause that’s the way they role.
You’ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they’re
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but
They’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their [bad word] about once a weekend.
I’m just joking. If you didn’t know then
You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle [bad word] 
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
 [bad word] together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked.
 [bad word] hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They’ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They’re all on my checklist,
 [bad word] guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean’s [bad word] 

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle [bad word] 
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
 [bad word] together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle [bad word] 
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
 [bad word] together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.