This is a song

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can 
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!! 

Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David [bad word] at 'em
He's got [bad word]  ultimate fighter championship, moves! 
 [bad word] Spidey
He's not [bad word]  really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's [bad word] Spidey! 

Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap [bad word] #33; 
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the [bad word] BVDs 
Outline...oh [bad word] Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's [bad word] sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on.. [bad word] #33; 

He's using the web! He's using the web! 
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the [bad word] Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It [bad word] holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass! 

He [bad word] used a Matrix move! 
He [bad word] used a Matrix move! 
Doosh! 
Ha! What a [bad word] move!?
What the [bad word] is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun! 
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the [bad word] with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his [bad word] out? That's not right! 

 [bad word] Sassafrass! He's [bad word]  really [bad word] off
Now what the [bad word] is happening tonight? 
It's looking like a fight! 
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've [bad word] known!
Not to pull out your [bad word] in front of Sass
He'll rip that [bad word] right off! Now you're [bad word] bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode!
Ah Jesus! 

He's sucking on his [bad word] chode! 
He's gonna shoot your [bad word] load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load? 
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer! 

What the [bad word]  That's bad news Bears. 
That's a lotta [bad word] #33; That's way too much Sass [bad word] 
Sassafrass...he hasn't, [bad word] done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll. 
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging [bad word] #33; And he's taking a dump...

Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! 
The old stick, for the [bad word] Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up- 
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a [bad word] on David Dark!