Wolf Haley, Golf Wang

[Verse 1]
I'm a [bad word] walking paradox, no I'm not
Threesomes with a [bad word] triceratops, Reptar
Rapping as I'm mocking deaf rock stars
Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks
Bedrock, harder than a [bad word] flintstone
Making crack rocks out of [bad word] [bad word] fishbones
This [bad word] Jasper trying to get grown
About 5'7" of his [bad word] in my bedroom
Swallow the cinnamon, I'm a scribble this sinning [bad word] While Syd is telling me that she's been getting intimate with men
(Syd, shut the [bad word] up) Here's the number to my therapist
 [bad word]  Tell him all your problems, he's [bad word] awesome with listening

[Verse 2]
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses
I told him to quit [bad word] and this isn't a [bad word] hotline
For a [bad word] shrink, sheesh I already got mine
And he's not [bad word] working, I think I'm wasting my [bad word] time
I'm clocking three past six and going postal
This the revenge of the [bad word]  that's nine [bad word] that [bad word] nines
This ain't no V Tech [bad word] or Columbine
But after bowling, I went home for some [bad word] Adventure Time
(What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Zannies
And danced around the house in all-over print panties
My mom's gone, that [bad word] broad will never understand me
I'm not [bad word]  I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
(What you think of Hayley Williams?) [bad word] her, Wolf Haley robbing them
I'll crash that [bad word] airplane that that [bad word] [bad word] B.o.is in
And stab [bad word] Mars in his [bad word] esophagus
And won't stop until the [bad word] in
I'm an over achiever, so how about I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver?
Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant gold retrievers
All I want, [bad word] money, diamonds and [bad word]  don't need them
But where the fat ones at? I got something to feed them
In some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read them
Snap back, green ch-ch-chia [bad word] leaves
It's been a couple months, and Tina still ain't perm her [bad word] weave, [bad word] 
[Verse 3]
They say success is the best revenge
So I beat DeShay up with the stack of magazines I'm in
Oh, not again, another critic writing report
I'm stabbing any blogging [bad word] hipster with a Pitchfork
Still suicidal? I am
I'm Wolf, Tyler put this [bad word] knife in my hand
I'm Wolf, Ace going to put that [bad word] hole in my head
And I'm Wolf, that was me who shoved a [bad word] in your [bad word] (What the [bad word]  man?) [bad word] the fame and all the hype, I just want to know if my father would ever like me
But I don't give a [bad word] so he's probably just like me
[bad word] Goblin
 [bad word] everything, man) That's what my conscience said
Then it bunny hopped off my shoulder, now my conscience dead
Now the only guidance that I had is splattered on cement
Actions speak louder than words, let me try this [bad word]  dead