Making my snacks at the Road Kill Cafe [bad word] my hair with skeleton bone
 Cover my shoes and they taste like honey
 Cover my scent to the spider and the fly
 Cover my scent coz spider don’t try

Living by the rhythm at the Road Kill Cafe
 You [bad word] for President straighten up your tie
 Open your mind, it’ll make you happy
 Polish of your booze with potatoes and a pie
 jackknife rabbit just swoop me in the eye

I just want to spend time with you
 I just want to spend all my time with you
 And if I want you to fight I’ll leave
 I just wanna see you, I like seeing you

Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Cafe
 You can leave be your babies with your rides by the door
 Look at your suit man you dress so snappy
 Sharpen your machete on a hoodoo [bad word]  Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun
 Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun

Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Cafe
 Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Cafe
 Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Cafe
 Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Cafe