[bad word] on downto where those tracks cross high street
you gonna watch the whole world go insane

see the lighters hit the rocks in the bushes
like the stars [bad word] down like rain

here [bad word] just a skin and bones skeleton
she's food for the crack cocaine

she got a baby
livin right outside the city
man she don't even remember his name

well his name is Adolf Hitler Albert Einstein Jesse James

all hail
all hail
to the greatest of sales
everything insides got to be sold
all hail
all hail
is to work or do jail
man they're closin them doors on the world

laugh if you want to
really is kinda funny
cause the world is a car
and you're the crash test dummy

earth stampedin now
fences gone
television is always on
and it says
"save the children, but drop the bomb"
replace the word right now
with the word wrong
hey there's a big sale on tuesday
get it before it's gone
get a picture with the four horsemen
for a nominal sum
now that they got everything
they like to sell you some

all hail
all hail
to the greatest of sales
cause everything inside got to be sold
all hail
all hail
cause it's to work or do jail
man they're closin' their doors on the world

take this pill now,
put it on your tongue
keep you actin'
just like everyone
keeps you from feelin'
good bad ugly crazy dumb
it ain't a [bad word] god-dammit
I'd give it to my only son
well no one's gonna get arrested
no one's havin' any fun
doctors orders "ya feel yer heart beatin?
go ahead and take ya one"
now yer dumber than a singin' saw
playin ? than numb
it's a thorazine work party
with free flouride bubble gum
now you wander like a zombie
out in the midday sun

all hail
all hail
to the greatest of sales
everything you've got's got to be sold
all hail
all hail
cause it's to work or do jail
man they're closin' them doors
yea they're closin' them doors
yea they're closin' them doors on the world