Song Lyrics:
Babe, I know that we’re through
Since I threw up on you
What can I do to make you see?
The main course was long
My stomach not strong
As you sat beside me

I should’ve turned the other way
There’s nothing more I can say
If I had turned the other way
You’d still be with me today

Baby, you were so nice
Like sugar and spice
So I asked you out on that date
But when I made that mistake
I knew it was way too late
I knew exactly what was my fate

I didn’t turn the other way
There’s nothing more I can say
If I had turned the other way
You’d still be with me today

It isn’t easy when you’re stomach is queasy
To tell someone how you feel
I guess it’s too late when you look at your date
And see that she’s wearing your meal
There’s nothing I would never do for you, baby
If you would ever take me back
If you could please forgive me, I know you’d soon see
I’m very sorry and that’s a fact

Barf, heave, gag, spill, retch, blow chunks
Do the Technicolor yawn, toss my cookies, lose my lunch
Do reverse shooters, regurgitate, spew
Upchuck, throw up, vomit, hurl, and puke

I should’ve turned the other way
There’s nothing more I can say
If I had turned the other way
You’d still be with me today

Yes, if I turned the other way
You’d still be with me today…