Yeah
 
 used ... pink bathrobe
 
 rare ... mint snowglobe
 
 Smurf ... TV tray
 
 I bought on eBay
 
 
 
 My house ... is filled with this [bad word]  
 Shows up in bubble wrap
 
 Most every day
 
 What I bought on eBay
 
 
 
 Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
 
 Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
 
 Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
 
 They had it on eBay
 
 
 
 I'll buy ... your knick-knack
 
 Just check ... my feedback
 
 "A++!" they all say
 
 They love me on eBay
 
 
 
 Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
 
 Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
 
 (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
 
 Found him on eBay
 
 
 
 I am the type who is liable to snipe you
 
 With two seconds left to go, whoa
 
 Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
 
 As long as I've got the dough
 
 
 
 I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
 
 Sell me ... your watch, please
 
 I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
 
 I'm highest bidder now
 
 
 
 (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
 
 (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
 
 (Hey! Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
 
 Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
 
 
 
 Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
 
 Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
 
 Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
 
 (Found it on eBay)
 
 
 
 Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
 
 (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
 
 (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
 
 (I'll buy on eBay)
 
 
 
 What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y