Last week I flew to San Diego to see my aunt on day one I met her hot step daughter.
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin and she's really tanned.
As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than [bad word] 
I think she [bad word] back of her game or something.
Because she was holding that silly pom pom.
On day two, I [bad word] her and it was wild. She's such a [bad word] 

I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came [bad word] just like I like it she's got nice [bad word] 
It was perfect, a dream came [bad word] just like a song by Blink-182

Okay, listen girls, I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically as I was stepping out of SUV, I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever.
Who cares. Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans, funky hair and the cutest British accent ever.
Straight away, I can tell he was rocker from his y attitude and the way he looked to me.
Yumm he is totally awesome.
Oh my god I think I'm in love.

I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came [bad word] just like I like it she's got nice [bad word] 
It was perfect, a dream came [bad word] just like a song by Blink-182.

I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
I [bad word] my American [bad word] 
I loved my English romance.
It was so nice to meet you.
Pleasure is mine, I do like you. [bad word] to Cancun for spring break.
I'll think about it, it could be great.

And don't forget to send me a friend request.
As if!