I once knew a woman man 
"courageous friend", I thought, 
But turns out so wrong was I 
When we were up against the wall 

He had chicken liver balls 
He had chicken liver spleen 
He had chicken liver heart 
Made of chicken liver parts 

Lily livered little parts 
Lily livered little parts 

Prematurely going bald 
Any passion long-gone-cold 
But I wanted to explore 
The damp alleyways of his soul 

All the times he tried to help 
He spit in my face and laughed 
That woman man 
I want his [bad word] [bad word] 
I want his [bad word] [bad word] 
I want his [bad word] [bad word] 
I want your [bad word] [bad word]  

Hu-hu-hu-hu-hermaphrodite 
He's looking likely 
Cramped in a taxi 
I see you all too clearly 
Sucking on a little pea 
Sucking on a little pea! 

My, my, you little toy 
He's just a mummy's boy 
Where's your liver, 
Where's your heart? 
What's with all your woman parts? 
Now it's my turn to laugh 
Just stick it up your [bad word] [bad word]  
Just stick it up your [bad word] [bad word]  
Just stick it up your [bad word] [bad word]  
Just stick it up your [bad word] [bad word]