Politicians' plastic grin Talking With that alien We can rest our troubled minds tonight No solutions here on earth The president's a [bad word] jerk Now the [bad word] from the sky Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from [bad word] of ourselves, Or have [bad word] to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from [bad word] [bad word] to save our nation Touching down at Union Station Holding summit meetings on the lawn The Weekly World was on the ball The Post and Tribune missed it all Wait a minute where was I? Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from [bad word] of ourselves, Or have [bad word] to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from [bad word] Now we know from even higher Which candidate's a bigger liar From bad to worse who cares who wins the fight Don't think I remember when You couldn't [bad word] an alien With propaganda left and right Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from [bad word] of ourselves, Or have [bad word] to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from [bad word]