Every day, I wake up and pray to John
 And he increases the number of clogs by exactly one
 [bad word]  home for lunch these days
 Last night there were skinheads on my lawn
 Take the skinheads bowling
 Take them bowling
 Take the skinheads bowling
 Take them bowling
 Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
 Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
 There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything
 I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was
 I had a dream last night about you, my friend
 I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic
 I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees
 I had a dream--it was about nothing