koube chuu ouku moto machi. ekimae
kyou kara doki doki ni hao hanyu kouza
otona, chuukousei, oba-chan ni 「...konnichiwa」
「dame dame koko de wa anata mo「ni hao」!」

maji de... tekisuto san peeji hayaku mo
koko wa tonikaku shuuchi shin ni katsuzo
ichiman sanzen'en no gessha wa yasuku nai
hao hao daja go kigen ikaga

『okaa-san ouma-san』 mama
『koko wa doko kimi wa dare』ni shi shei aa
daisuki na wan・rihon ni daisuki datte iu tame

haihai china chocho yume kokochi
ii [bad word] fan kurabu
dandan kimi to onnaji kotoba ga [bad word] ne
wo ai ni [bad word] kana

soko de shiri atta joshi kousei mika-chan
iwaku, taiwan de jei・chou no konsato
sore wa ikanakya dame da tokoro de
mika-chan shiretto [bad word] kedo kaigai dayo?

maji de... enjin kakattenna mika-chan
koko wa tonikaku binjou [bad word] [bad word] ka
rokuman suusen no ryohi mo yasuku nai
sore de wa zaijen baito sagasa nakya

『sumimasen, ojou-san』 shao je
『kore hitotsu ikura deshou』 dou shao chen
tengoku no resuri・chan ni oyasumi nasai tte iu tame

haihai china chocho yume koko chi
ii [bad word] fan kurabu
dandan kimi no tsutaetai kimochi ga wakatteku

akogarete muchuu ni natte
ikkagetsu nikagetsu hantoshi sugita
ria tomo wa sukoshi hetta kedo
sore mo shikatanai ya

haihai china chocho yume kokochi
ii [bad word] fan kurabu
dandan kimi to onnaji kotoba ga [bad word] ne

haihai china chocho yume kokochi
ii [bad word] fan kurabu
dandan kimi no tsutaetai kimochi ga wakatteku

wo ai ni iwasete yo

wo ai ni [bad word] kana