I was hanging out at the show
feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here

I saw her at the door and
she looked as bored as me
so I got her in

I put her on the guest list
at the show and now I get
to watch her dance like
the other weirdos do

I saw she brought a camera
She did the groin-o-rama and
we were really having fun

I told her I was the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger and
then she smacked me in the head