Great balls of fire
Guess who just crawled out the mud the mire
That could make you [bad word] a [bad word] liar

real shuck n' jiver
Vaughn never been a duck n' diver
He spit on the mic, yuck, saliva

Hold it like a [bad word] driver hold a CB on a sharp turn
Still clutchin' his chest from the heartburn
What's your handle? I need a Zantac, ock
and thanks before I blank into anyphylactic shock

Rock the disco
Chocolate on a crisco ho ? [bad word] diesel
And still tell a joke like Joe Piscipo
Tell em the basics
Basically, break the Matrix
And just for kicks, make em gel like Asics

That's why they actin standoffish
? by hand like canned raw crawfish
Can you please pass the [bad word] sauce?
You might as well know, [bad word] is hot as [bad word] boss

Tell my horse
He said broads call me Vaughny
I make sure I throws em back if they's too scrawny
Or boney, phoney MCs use a stand-in
Leave him hangin like if I ain't know where his hands been

Hussy, how bout we bloody up your ?
Bust a knee
Then go feeling studdy, or plus degree ? [bad word] victory, a new sick story
I never met a chick that was too thick for me

Holy moses, my old earth know me closest
On how I played it back and stayed bent like scoliosis
It's no puzzle
You can ask Doc Zizmor
The slow guzzle got your nizzle crooked like big jaw

Drink like a fishy, she wish she was a Pisces
Live since back in 25 cents Icees
Used to turn your tongue the color red
Now they want to fill ya full of lead
What the [bad word] that young fella said?

What kid?

It's Vaughn the red blooded
Do yourself a favor [bad word] on, get head butted
Dope him if [bad word] I'll be there in a jiffy son
With the flame suppressor like off the 151

Quit your [bad word]  or get *BLAUW* in your babble-box
Punished with the dry sticks ? and now eat the scrabble box ?
You'll be aight once it pass through your yellow belly
Only thing he said was can you please pass the jelly

Homo say what? Like a promo play the cut
On the late night, before you touch the mic, get your weight right
lot of crews like to act like a violent mob
They really need to just shut the [bad word] up like Silent Bob

Either that or get smoked like hickory
Should squash the beef and go wash their teeth quickly
Know the stee ?, write a rhyme like a mystery
And sign it on the bottom in calligraphy, "Your [bad word]  V"