Clap snap, the black crack
Grip, grab, pinch, and nab
Batter and beat
Make ‘em stammer and squeak!
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town

With a swish and smack
And a whip and a crack
Everybody talks when they’re on my rack
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town

Hammer and tongs, get out your knockers and gongs
You wont last long on the end of my prongs
Clash, crash, [bad word] and smish
Bang, break, shiver and shake

You can yammer and yelp
But there aint no help
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town