I am no one 
But I’m well known 
For I am the man with the dogs
I stare at you shopping 
Watch while you’re walking 
Two [bad word] around your toes

You turn around 
Two eyes break you down 
Now, who does that guy think he’s starin’ at?
Stop in your tracks 
You’re being laughed at 
Your armored ego is nude

And I do and I do 
Crack up ‘cause I’m getting to you 
I see you I see you 
And you’re pretty self-conscious too 
Agaa.. yeah yeah

Down to your church 
I’m looking for victims 
Spell of the man with the dogs 
I’ll haunt you 
And follow you to work 
That ghost is back again
 
Creep into you 
I won’t go away 
You’re taking yourself too seriously 
I smile as you frown 
And turn to walk away 
Your habits for all to see
 
I see a shrew 
I see you 
And the rodent things you do 
You see you I see you 
And you’re pretty self-conscious too

And I’m gonna crack your mask 
Yeah and I’m gonna laugh 
Open wiiiiiide… yeah

See you again 
You’ll see me tomorrow 
Curse of the man with the dogs 
You may not like me 
You won’t forget me 
Not safe even in Walgreen’s

They’ve seen me 
Ask your friends 
“Oh, I know him” 
Seen but I’m never heard 
By your lot 
stare 
Is worth a thousand biting phrases 
See how stupid you are?
 
I dare you I dare you 
To erase my laser tattoo 
You see you you see you 
And you’re pretty self-conscious too

And I’m gonna crack your mask 
Yeah, and I’m gonna laugh 
What’s inside? 
Is it pubic hair 
Is it cobweb air 
I bet you just don’t caaare…