Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone’s here
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a [bad word] naturally.
But her [bad word] aint the only one at the table, and there’s something that I just have to say
“Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I’m [bad word] 
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that’s what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ [bad [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out today
And here’s your Christmas present mom and dad I’m [bad word] 
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it’s wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ [bad [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out today
And here’s your Christmas present mom and dad I’m [bad word] 
Don’t look so surprised to know it’s not like I’m the only homo
Aunty Jen’s a [bad word] (she is?) and I’ve been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don’t expect for you to like what you’ve been told
And if you hate me well that’s how it goes
Well as for me I’m off to a disco and you can kiss my [bad word] [bad word] as I go [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ [bad [bad word]  out this [bad word]  out today
And here’s your Christmas present mom and dad I’m wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly [bad word]