[Limited edition track]

 When the moon shines
 On the cow shed
 And we're rollin' in the hay
 All the cows are out there grazing
 And the milk is on its way.

 I am a cider drinker
 I drinks it all of the day
 I am a cider drinker
 It soothes all me troubles away
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay.

 It's so cosy in the kitchen
 With the smell of rabbit stew
 When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard
 You can smell the cow sheds too.
 (Oh, I've never smelt nothing like it in all my life!)

 When [bad word] wheels stops turning
 And a hard day's work is done
 There's a pub around the corner
 It's the place we have our fun.
 (Arr, we'll have some fun 'n' all.)

 I am a cider drinker
 I drinks it all of the day
 I am a cider drinker
 It soothes all me troubles away
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay.
 [bad word] on, get a couple of pints down 'ere then!)

 Now dear old Mabel
 When she's able
 We takes a stroll down Lover's Lane
 And we'll sink a pint of [bad word]  Then we'll play old nature's game.
 (Ha ha ha!
 Oo arr!)
 But we end up in the duck pond
 When the pub is sized to close
 With me breeches full o' tadpoles
 And the newts between me toes.

 I am a cider drinker
 I drinks it all of the day
 I am a cider drinker
 It soothes all me troubles away
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay.
 [bad word] on everyone, get up 'ere then!
 Ha ha!)

 I am a cider drinker
 I drinks it all of the day
 I am a cider drinker
 It soothes all me troubles away
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay
 Oh arr oh arr aay.

 Let cider be the spice of life!