[Michael]
Yeah
My name is Michael, landed and titled
Think of a crime, and it probably was my fault
But now I cleaned up my act, call me Lysol
I used to pull off heists then I got out of the cycle

I wasn't stopping 'til I got the bills
For a property in Rockford Hills
But now I rock the mils and the mansion
Looking for the answers at the bottom of a bottle
As I pop the pills, for reals
I live a life of luxury, but [bad word] me, I'm the man it sucks to be
Look and see, my family's dysfunctional
Sometimes I feel like I really want to punch them all

My son's a ball of blubber, about as awful as my daughter
Or her mother, Or her mother's other lover [bad word] Suffering a midlife crisis, but have you seen how ridiculous my wife is?
You shouldn't be surprised what the mind of a man does
To hide from the madness of Amanda's
Even my analyst is [bad word] to handle this
So it's about time I went back to being the protagonist
(Yeah)

[Hook]
There's only one philosophy I follow
And that's the mighty American dollar
There's only one philosophy I follow
And that's the mighty American dollar

[Franklin]
Yo
They call me Franklin, I'm all about the Benjamins
I spend on anything that's got a revving engine in(vroom)
I never had a family, except my gang and me
I was educated at the Hard Knock Academy
But gang banging was an absolute calamity
They handcuffed and chucked me in the slammer
It was agony

Now I'm free, being a repo man is my reality
But on this salary I can't afford a calorie
And as I can't gather enough food to eat
From Vespucci Beach, then I might resort to felony

Felling an enemy or anyone offending me
Befriending people who inevitably will depend on me
But if I end up in a feud with Lamar
I'll lick off his top, like a Cuban cigar
I'm the dude with the car, a superstar
In a street fight I'll pull off a hadouken
Rah!

You might find me in the strip club, [bad word] But I [bad word] to get my [bad word] sucked, nah
I'm a hip hop star
Blood? Crip? Not moi
I'm the top dog, sit, chop, ha

It's like this x2
Look!

[Hook]

[Trevor]
Nah
My name is Trevor,
I live inside a trailer in the desert, where I blaze the chrystal method
This unhygienic lifestyle only takes a little effort
But the cash I had I've gone and wasted it, I'm reckless
(Rah)

I haven't got a pound to my name
So it's time to get out of the country of blaine
I used to fly a plane, now I just fry my brain
Howling at the Moon, you can assume that I'm insane
Like my neighbour Ron, I don't know what page he's on
Paranoid conspiracies, I really believe his brain is gone
Any plan I make, something has to spoil it
I can't fit this [bad word] foot down the toilet

I've got a penchant for throttling a pensioner
Then grabbing a can of petrol and notching up the temperature
I've got a nervous twitch that's quite violent
So I'm doing suicidal stunts in my y-fronts

I fell out with Michael, we never quite saw
Eyeball to eyeball, but now it's time for
Us to re-unite, grab the shotties and the rifles
And set the town alight in a giant fireball

[Hook]

[Michael, Franklin, Trevor]
Yo
The three of us are so grand thefting
The best in the biz no [bad word] question
Man it's y, straddling a jet ski
Ramming it at jet speed
Get me?

What you doing in our neck of the woods?
You best be checking the HUD
Cause in a second your blood will be flecking the mud
When we bust you by the lip
Take all your money and then customize a whip
How can we justify this shift? We must be kind of sick
That's why we keep the piece that's the most [bad word] by the hip

So pull the map out while we pull the strap out
POW POW 'T