yellow cheese eggs, white pancake batterrrr,
put a little bit up on the skillet when it starts to bubble flip it over with your spachla
...yeah yeah, that [bad word] look like my breakfast
i gotta remember to flip the [bad word] over after cookin it for 30 seconds
ladies love me, i got my OJ!,
everybody said to do another fast rap to this beat so i said OK
but imma speed it up real real fast til the whole [bad word] bottle is gone
and im challenging busta, watsky and twista, ANY of you rap kids FOLLOW ALONG
COOK WITH ME NOW, COOK WITH ME NOW OH 
IM MAKING PANCAKES
FRESHER THAN [bad word] chris brown broke up with rihanna so he lookin for another silly idiotic hoe he can beat up
i wish that he was man enough to get inside the octagon with me i'd knock him out like im lyoto machida
front kick to the face just by throwin my feet up
winkin at rihanna, baby please show us your d-cups
im givin it to the man, the cakes are stickin right to the pan
your fate is imminent imma diminish you got so if you smoke then reup
Lets go!
Gotta butter up another one and put it on the skillet couple minus til its done done
aint no body [bad word] with this kid, so tell jerry sandusky im gonna kill him with a stun [bad word] come get a get a [bad word]  hit a spitta with a fit of venom when i split a [bad word] take another visit in a minute where the menaces to society its in the gada davida-vida
you're danny devito when i be little literally itll better you
battling anybody with a better view ahead of you
like bitter batter batter imma hit you with an auto mo' battery
bada bing bada bada boom
boom! 
im the king better get a clue get offended when im sentimental and i spit at you
im thinkin about my rhythm it's DOPE and much BETTA
these rappers think their animals. nope. it's CHUCK TESTA.
I gotta get up the economy's
a little [bad word] to me the dichotomy
ain't suitable I gotta go to Pluto
for a little bit [bad word] or 
something beautiful, there's nothing beautiful that's in this world.
gonna pucker up my lips ta barf
gonna choke a [bad word] rapper in his hipsters scarf
im never gonna put another piece of music out deliberately if it isn't genuine and grips the heart