DON’T YOU KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU KNOW? 
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT? OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH 

WE’RE THOSE BAD METAL BOYS YOUR LITTLE SISTER SHOWED YOU 
REP THE XMETALX LIKE MY NECK TATTOO 
HAD LIKE 35 PEOPLE AT OUR THURSDAY NIGHT SHOW 
I INVITED MY GRANDMA, BUT SHE DID NOT GO, [bad word] 
WE WRITE RIFFS AND BREAKDOWNS THAT ARE WAY TOO FIERCE 
NOW I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY LEFT NIPPLE PIERCED 
WE’RE ON TWITTER, YOUTUBE, AND FACEBOOK MAN 
GO CHECK US OUT @CLOSERTOMETHANHIM 

I HATE MY MOM AND DAD, THEY THINK THAT I AM FAKE 
THEY ALWAYS TELL ME MY LIP RING IS MISTAKE 
MY HEART IS SO DEEP LIKE CESSPOOL OF LOVE 
YOUR HAND FITS IN MINE LIKE JANITORS GLOVE 
JUST GOT MY LICENSE I CAN DRIVE US TO THE MALL 
IF YOU SAY NO THEN WE WILL NOT GO TO THE MALL 
YESTERDAY I FOUND NOTE IN MY JEANS 
BUT IT’S IN GERMAN SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 

OUR SHOES ARE FROM PACSUN, GUITAR IS FROM BEST BUY 
DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG? AND PRETTY PLEASE DON’T LIE 
WE’VE GOT OUR EP BURNED TO CD ROM 
BUY IT AT CTMTH [bad word] 
WE PARTY AND DRINK BECAUSE WE THINK THAT WE SHOULD 
AND I WANNA TRY POT CUZ I HEARD IT FEELS GOOD. 

ALRIGHT, IF YOU’RE SITTING IN YOUR MOM’S MINI VAN LISTENING TO THIS ON THE WAY TO THE MALL TO GET SOME NEW JEANS, I WANT YOU TO GET OUT YOUR HOT TOPIC GIFT CARDS AND THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW. IF YOU KNOW THIS NEXT PART SING IT ALONG WITH ME! 

WE’LL SLEEP WHEN WE’RE DEAD, CUZ YOUR LIFE IS LIE 
AND JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING DOESN’T MEAN YOUR ALIVE! 

CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND YOUTUBE, OUR [bad word] OUT JULY 25TH ON CLOSERTOMETHANHIM [bad word] 

CHECK OUT MY GAUGES 
THEY’RE ALMOST DOUBLE 0’S 
MY MOM WON’T LET ME GET EM BIGGER 
BUT [bad word] HER I’M ALMOST 16! 

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHARE MY BAND 
I WANNA BE FAMOUS SO SHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS 
I MADE LIKE $30 FROM MY LAST SHOW 
THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM IS SOMETHING YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW 
AND WHEN IT’S MY TIME TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE 
I HOPE I’LL HAVE SOME FANS [bad word] AND TELL ME BYE 
I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE 
SO OPEN UP THIS PIT LET ME SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR