Aww [bad word]  get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the [bad word] deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your [bad word] toes [bad word] this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the [bad word] boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat [bad word] take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me [bad word] cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, [bad word]  [bad word] 
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim [bad word] And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and [bad word] The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, [bad word]  don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the [bad word] up, this boat is REAL!!!
 [bad word] land, I'm on a boat, [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] trees, I climb buoys, [bad word]  [bad word] 
I'm on the deck with my boys, [bad word] (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, [bad word] 
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big [bad word] my way
Believe me when I say
I [bad word] a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the [bad word]  boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)