All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd [bad word]  [bad word]  faster than my bullet.

Ellen works a long day, giving weird interviews in a slick cool sweater
And it gets kind of weird, ya callin' us out like we're boyfrieng and girlfriend
But it's not just cause we're sitting here and we got cat videos and dance on Betty White and stuff and its always gonna be weird
Cause this song is all about Ellen, its good yeah!

Every single time [bad word] on this show, its realy weird, realy weird, all because of Ellen.
Every single time [bad word] on this show, its realy weird, realy weird,always end up dancing.

I've been on this show, eight times now and I still remember Ellen hiding in a bathroom..
.. with a hidden camera and she scared me so bad and I fell and I coulda died
She always asks me who I'm dating, every time I'm on this show and I don't even know why, but it gets 5 million hits on Youtube.

Every single time [bad word] on this show, its realy weird, realy weird, all because of Ellen.
Every single time [bad word] on this show, its realy weird, realy weird,always end up dancing.