[Eminem]
So I get off stage right, drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady,
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my [bad word] god it's Eminem."
"I swear to [bad word] God dude, you [bad word] rock,
Please Marshall please let me suck your [bad word] 
Not by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous,
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas,
All chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage,
So like every single night them people fight with me,
But when we fight it's kind a like sibbling rivalry,
Cause their back on stage the next night with me,.
Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me.
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me,
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be.
This rock star [bad word] s the life for me,
and all the other guys just despise me because. . .