Warlocks in wonderland
I've got a megatropolis in my hand
And a subterranean marching band
Making noise for the boys in the Vatican

little package and off we go
Oh, ticky ticky tackety tic tac toe
I know everybody's Eskimo
We've got another [bad word] and that's our show

Every night I go looking for you
Everyone in the world adores you
little packet of something kind
To find your reason [bad word] up on it everyday for
Look at me and it's what I stay for
little locket of fantasy
That we believe in

Lilacs and contraband
I've got Santa Monica in my hand
little Beatlemania when I can
I've got two big bags of old Japan

Ring side and blow-by-blow
Another main event at the old rainbow [bad word]  right on top of the tupelo
When she looks just like Bridgette Bardot

Every night I go looking for you
Everyone in the world adores you
little packet of something kind
To find your reason [bad word] up on it everyday for
Look at me and it's what I stay for
little locket of fantasy
That we believe in

Make a deal with Uncle Weezer
Sign your name to claim
China Chow will try to please her [bad word] from Jane

Warlocks in wonderland
I've got a rockapotamus in my hand
With a happy ending that's made of sand
With a little bit of loving is all I plan

Every night I go looking for you
Everyone in the world adores you
little packet of something kind
To find your reason [bad word] up on it everyday for
Look at me and it's what I stay for
little locket of fantasy
That we believe in

Every night I go looking for you
Everyone in the world adores you
little packet of something kind
To find your reason [bad word] up on it everyday for
Look at me and it's what I stay for
little locket of fantasy
That we believe in now