Текст:
Well I fell down on the barroom floor 
Well the bartender said [bad word] in here no more 
I passed out in the parking lot 
They took one look at me and said look what we got 

Well knocked out [bad word]  passing time 
I bought a one ticket on a two way line  [bad word] every single girl I've ever met 
Wants to know about things that haven't happened yet 

Well making love to you is like a mystery date 
I'm always early and you're always late 
Things are just never going to be the same 
Making love to you is like [bad word] train 

Illinois central, Southern freight  [bad word]  round a-baby, don't you hesitate 
Can't you hear the [bad word] down the track 
Once I'm leaving now, I'm [bad word] back 
Things are just never gonna be the same 
Making love to you is like [bad word] train 

Well making love to you is like a mystery date 
I'm always early and you're always late 
Things are just never going to be the same 
Making love to you is like [bad word] train 

I don't know but I think I've lost my mind 
Every time that I'm with you I hear that [bad word] down the line 
I see the train [bad word] and it's right on time 
We got a third rail love with a one track mind 
Well can't you hear the train [bad word] down the track 
I ain't stoppin' now, I'm [bad word] back 
Things are just never gonna be the same 
Making love to you is like [bad word] train