Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?

You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I've [bad word] out of my mind.

And
 [bad word] to take me away, Ha-ha [bad word] to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and [bad word] to take me away, ha-ha! (x 2)

You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed, you laughed,
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
and laughed and then you left but
Now you know I'm utterly mad

And..and...and....
 [bad word] to take me away, Ha-ha [bad word] to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and