i never could whistle
i never could sing
i never could tell what the future might bring
i never could swim
i never could fly
i never could turn once they catch my eye

but i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
and make them lose their minds
and act like maniacs
yeah i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
and make them spill their drinks on me
apparently

but i never could read
i never could dance
i never could tell how to pick the right pants
i never could shut up
i never could sleep
i never could say when to laugh or weep

but i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
and make them lose their minds
and act like maniacs
yeah, i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
and make their gentle voices scream
or so it seems

but i never could whistle
i never could sing
i never could tell what the future might bring

(whistling solo)

but i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
and make them lose their minds
and act like maniacs
yeah i can hurt people pretty bad sometimes
well i can hurt people