It's live from Los Angeles baby! 
 Every corner that I turn 
 I see a lady that burns 
 Hot mama walking down the street 
 I'm loving all these L.A. freaks 
 Pretty woman look my way 
 I'm throwing my hook your way 
 Hold tight while I reel you in 
 Better leave him so tell again 
 Let's [bad word] down Sunset 
 Make a pit stop at the Rainbow 
 Then we gonna hit the Roxy 
 Let a few hot mamas rock me 
 So many, it's hard to choose 
 Take your pick, they all bad news 
 Got game, they all want you 
 Got shame, they always do 
 Livin' in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 So much [bad word] in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 You better know when to hold em' 
 Know when to fold em' 
 Know when to pull the brakes 
 And keep rollin' 
 Know when you got a Hollywood tranny 
 Adam's apple 
 [bad word] in the panties 
 Gold [bad word] with the scene 
 One more fake Hollywood queen 
 Got another when [bad word] fox 
 Keep your [bad word] in the sock 
 Know what I mean 
 Livin' in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 So much [bad word] in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 She can pick you up 
 She can bring you down 
 She's got all your dreams 
 Locked inside this town 
 There's no way to leave 
 Once you have a ride 
 Just be glade you know 
 That your still alive 
 You want girls that crawl 
 You can have it all 
 Anything you want 
 It's a monster's ball 
 You won't have to beg 
 They jump in your bed 
 Better check your head 
 Or you'll be left for dead 
 Oh, [bad word] on now 
 Oh, yeah 
 Yeah, live in Los Angeles 
 Home of the slutes and hookers and [bad word] 
 Gold diggers 
 Yeah you ain't missin' [bad word] baby  [bad word] on, bring it on 
 Livin' in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 So much [bad word] in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 Livin' in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous 
 So much [bad word] in Los Angeles 
 It's definitely scandalous