GTA
STUPID GAME JUST TOOK MY
MAN AWAY
NOW ALL HE DOES IS SIT A-
ROUND ALL DAY
AND PLAY

GTA
OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP HAS
GONE ASTRAY
HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO WORD I SAY [bad word] GTA 

WHAT WASTE OF TIME
THIS SHOULD BE CRIME
SIMULATING PSYCHOPATHIC LIFE

THAT'S RIGHT, HOW BOUT YOU

SPEND SOME TIME OUTSIDE
RIDE REAL BIKE
GO AND GET SOME LIGHT, IT'S REALLY NICE

THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S JUST NO USE

USELESS, STUPID GUYS
IT'S HOPELESS FIGHT
DON'T KNOW WHY WE TRY

GTA
THE SINGLE GREATEST SANDBOX
EVER MADE
I HAVE NO PROBLEM SITTIN ROUND ALL DAY
TO PLAY

GTA
DON'T REALLY CARE IF I AM
GETTIN LAID
'CAUSE MAN, WE'RE DEFINITELY
GETTIN LAID
IN GTA

THERE'S CARS AND BIKES
AND [bad word] AND PLANES
AND GUNS AND KNIVES
AND MINES; GRENADES!

THERE'S SKYDIVING, GOLF
OR TENNIS AND MORE
WHATEVER YOU WANT
ACTIVITIES GALORE

THERE'RE ROBBERIES AND HEISTS
ECONOMIES AND SHOPS
AND MARKETS AND DEALERS
AND SO MANY PLOTS

THERE'S MISSIONS AND JOBS
AND RACES, UP HIGH
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

IS GIVE IT TRY...

GTA
MAYBE THIS GAME IS REALLY
NOT THAT LAME
I SEE WHY YOU WOULD SIT A-
ROUND ALL DAY
AND PLAY

GTA
HEY LOOK I'M DRIVING IN THE
OPPOSITE LANE
OH AND I JUST BLEW UP 
PASSENGER PLANE!
IN GTA 

GTA 
MORE FUN THAN READING FIFTY
SHADES OF GREY
AND NOW WE ALL CAN SIT A-
ROUND ALL DAY
AND PLAY

GTA