Had a car with stuck doors and primer finish
 To take a girl out I had to climb her in it
 She really hoped her friends didn't find her in it
 When she wanted two drinks, I said "Mind yer limit"
 Show up at the party, new suit and Stacys
 Very next day, return it back to Macy's
 Say it smells like sweat? Sir, is you crazy?!
 Gimme my refund or push up daisies
 Me and two friends used to share a pager
 So every three days I would swear I'm major
 'lectricity from the next door neighbor
 Broke [bad word] be sharp as lasers
 I was more tore back than a stolen car tag
 Just used somebody else's card for the bar tab
 dollar hot dog wasn't nothing to bark at
 It's only funny cuz you don't see where the scar's at

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 Got free cable cuz I know somebody
 Got some broke patnahs that'll throw somebody
 Not pickin up the phone cuz I owe somebody
 Got a twamp note I'mma photocopy
 date with me was all kinda fun
 Go to the restaurant, dine, [bad word]  The bank might keep declinin' em
 But these hundred dollar checks, I'm signin 'em
 [bad word] on my sneakers used to flap when walkin'
 It looked like two little muppets talkin'
 "Ay, w'sup baby? Do [bad word] here often?
 Oh, I got some new shoes. They just haven't been brought in."
 This old ripped jacket is cuz I'm an artist
 I'll [bad word] on you if my car will get started
 The third month avoidin landlords is the hardest
 It's only funny cuz you don't see where the scar is

 Scars! Hold that pose! [4x]

 Welfare checks
 Food stamps
 Collection notes
 Broken amps
 Paycheck late
 Shut off notice
 Pyramid schemes
 Hocus pocus
 Welfare checks
 Food stamps
 Collection notes
 Broken amps
 Paycheck late
 Shut off notice
 Pyramid schemes
 Are hocus pocus

 Hold that pose
 Hold that pose
 Hold that pose
 And don't [bad word] down
 Hold that pose
 Hold that pose
 Hold that pose
 And don't [bad word] down 
 Breakdown

 Scars! Hold that pose! [4x]