I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS
AND YOUR STUPID [bad word] DOG WAS BARKING AT ME 
IT SOUNDED LIKE SINGER FROM [bad word] DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE [bad word] FACE

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT

AFTER I BEAT THE [bad word] [bad word] OUT OF IT
I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR [bad word] WINDOW
BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY
SO I SOLD IT TO CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO CHINESE RESTAURANT

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING
IT WAS YOUR [bad word] [bad word] FAITHFUL DOG
WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE