she said we can't be together, everything's over
i was standing in a room and couldn't say a word, ah
i am a loser, i am no one
she was talking and talking and talking over
then the window suddenly was broken
then the zombie jumped in, i'm not joking
the last thing i remember - she was choking
the only thing i know now

last night a zombie saved my life from a broken heart
last night a zombie saved my life! oh yeah!

i ran out the house and my heart was bouncing
i just saw my ex being eaten by a monster
and i didn't [bad word] past the fires [bad word] from the zombies that wanted to get me fried up
and i hide now with some survivors
and i fight now against this [bad word] but i will always remember your [bad word] face
oh yes!