There’s a party in the sticks you don’t wanna miss!
Boys, it don’t get no better than this!
Beer by the case, shine by the still
Don’t be shy son, drink your fill.
Homegrown goodness from Uncle Jake
Pass it around till we all get baked!

Homegrown Hoedown!
We’re gonna party till the [bad word] home.
Homegrown Hoedown!
When [bad word] to fun, we grow our own.

Gonna make a [bad word] to the county line.
No need to hurry, cause we got time.
The band won’t play a note till ten
Everybody gonna be Zeked by then!
Jenny’s gonna bring Mary Lou.
Aint no tellin’ what them girls will do…

Homegrown Hoedown!
We’re gonna party till the [bad word] home.
Homegrown Hoedown!
When [bad word] to fun we grow our own.

Jenny’s gonna bring Mary Lou.
Aint no tellin’ what them girls will do.
When they start dancin’ up a storm
What happens on the farm, stays on the farm!