Jesus met Moses
Drinking from a well. 
Moses had thought he was Jesus. 
Moses had just got back from [bad word]  
When he took his tablets out 
The birds began to sing. 
Wasn't this a lovely dish 
To set before the King? 
For Jesus did not, and does not, 
And shall not slay any persons 
As somewhere was falsely written. 
And, too, as Jesus is not a hallucinogenic mushroom, 
Don't wait for Christ [bad word] - 
He has already risen.