Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own,
underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan. [bad word] Heather, [bad word] Heather...

I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
and down on all fours.

Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day, and if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play. Everybody! Sister, sister, sister... What? I can celebrate Hannukah.