I've been in the mine, digging iron gold and diamonds too
But what I can't find, is the ladies and I have no clue
Got them on my mind, pretty lady gonna find you hey
Dynamite is primed, I-like I-I-I-like kaboom hey
You callin' me a griefer, but I never blew up anything but a Creeper
Hey now who's this girl, someone just turned up the heater
I think she's hot enough to set the house alight, can I keep her
Oh man, now that's a pretty sight (ah)

I-I-I I-I say, I-I-I I-I say
I-I-I I-I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I say, I-I say
I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I say, I-I say
I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

Got some fancy tricks, yeah, potions, enchants and a pearl
Mansion made of bricks, and it's the finest in the world
But all my mouse clicks, can't seem to find me any legs
I get all the chicks, but mostly they just lay me eggs
I gotta pull a lever, shoot some arrows and a lava bucket too
Wasn't me sir (yeah, griefing, feeling good, lovely view)
Now I see her, she's got a big bow with a shiny glow, can I keep her
Oh man, looks like it's time to go (ah)

I-I-I I-I say, I-I-I I-I say
I-I-I I-I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I say, I say
I-I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I say, I say
I-I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

Gonna find your chest
Gonna grief the rest
You know that I can, best hide
(ah) Gonna be your guest
(ah) I bet you're impressed
(ah) I'm a gentleman, (ah) guess why
guess why
guess why
guess why-why-why-why

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I say
I play Minecraft like a sir

I say, I-I say
I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I-I say, I-I say
I say, I play Minecraft like a sir

I play Minecraft like a sir

I play Minecraft like a sir