ZIDLER 

If life's an awful bore, 
And living's just a chore
That you do 'cause death's not much fun 

I've just the antedote, 
And though I mustn't gloat, 
And the Moulin Rouge you'll have fun! 

So scratch that little neggle 
Give a little wiggle 
You know that you can 
Because we 

Can Can-can! 
Don't say you can't, can't, can't! 
You know you can Can-can! 

MEN 

Here we are now, 
Entertain us! 
We feel stupid 
And contagious! 

ZIDLER 

Got some dark desire? 
Like to play with fire? 
Why not let it rip? 
Live a little bit! 

We can Can-can! 
Don't say you can't, can't, can't! 
You know you can Can-can! 

Outside it may be raining 
But in here it's entertaining! 

If you like, like, like 
To be free, free, free, 
Moulin Rouge is the place to be! 

Because we can Can-can! 
Yes we can Can-can! 

MEN 

Here we are now, 
Entertain us! 

ZIDLER 

Outside things may be tragic! 
But in here we're feeling magic! 

...can Can-can!